incredulousbeliever:

dionthesocialist:

It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve lost control of our life.

You don’t go to Denny’s. You end up at Denny’s.

(Source: dion-thesocialist)

hip-hip-poohray:

consulting-khanberbatch:

so i went to the zoo yesterday and saw the cutest family of otters ever

and then i checked their names

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they’re all NAmED aftER fOOD

EXCEPT kEVIN

WHY

WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS

I demand fan art of each individual otter on this list. 

(Source: mangocarta)

PONPONPON | kanzentaicell
i honestly don’t remember doing that
me about 85% of the things i’ve done (via seyfriieds)

(Source: jaclcfrost)

kupky:

how to not see spoilers

  • finish series in nonstop marathon without sleep before returning to tumblr

(Source: shinymetapod)

ye
where did this come from and why can’t I stop saying it (via alphaidiot)

(Source: mildshota)

amateurcatalyst:

animefrank:

so i just ordered a pizza from pizza hut and i added some special instruction

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however when my pizza arrived i got this

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no pizza hut…im afraid thats the star of david

HAIL JEHOVAH